So, as I'm sure pretty much all of you have seen by now - 2016 is going to be a VERY intense year in Ashleyland! Let's recap for posterity, in reverse chronological order:

* Wedding Bells!
( Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime! )

[sidenote: you may (or may not...) have noticed that I've changed the subject lines of my posts. I've decided to give the song-lyrics a rest, and have started essentially narrating the "chapters" of my life, as it were. So, there's that :P]

Work:
My last day at McK was March 30, and I'm so glad for it to be over.
( Stick a fork in me! )

Good news and Bad news ( Read more... )

What a crazy Monday - it's like all of my customers took pills that magically grew sticks in their butts and turned them all into whiney, cranky, children. And we're short-handed in dispatch most of this week. AND there's the I-5 closure we're trying to work around. I need another nap, please. *I'm* turning into a whiney, cranky, child ( Read more... )

Another weekend in Wenatchee, filled with booze, family, and drama. Par for the course ( Read more... )

Conversation with Mamma last night ( Read more... )

( happiness is a warm gun...and a fully belly )

Hey, go outside and look at Mars, particularly at 5:51am this coming morning (as in, like 7 hours from now). It is historically, cosmically, orgasmically, cool. The last people who saw it this close lived in caves.

( How I Spent My Summer Vacation )